Well, I got a surprise today. I wasn't expecting it, but I'll have to wait until the long weekend's over to figure out what's going on. I'll leave you guys hanging, because I'm mean like that :P
As far as school goes, I hope everybody's prepared! For students new to this blog, you will need the following for my classes:
1 large heavy-bottomed pewter spell-casting pot with stirring spoon
206 sheets of paper
1 will to live
Tolerance
Teabags
Sugar
Milk
Dr. Pepper
Snickers (I have found out something evil about Mars-Effen, the corporation that makes Snickers, which means I cannot eat them)
blue and black pens ONLY (I *will* explain this in class)
Good luck for the coming school year, and for those of in my classes....
You poor, poor children. :P
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Oh those poor, poor children they have NO idea what they're in for :P
No, they don't... It's going to be entertaining, methinks.
So... What subjects will you be teaching??? First semester last period physics i hope?
HA!
*Points and laughs*
What have I *always* said about math?
Er... Okay, so I don't remember quite, but I remember it being something derisive and derogatory.
I don't know what I'll be teaching. The school where at I will be teaching this year hasn't given me a timetable, so I may very well end up teaching physics or something like. THAT would be hilarious. Poor students wouldn't know that they had a psychotic crackpot for physics.
"Okay, so someone, what's this sign mean?"
"Sir.. That's an equals sign"
"Ah... I was just testing you! HAHA! You pass, by the way."
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